Ballin' On a Budget...When You Want EVERYTHING

Wants vs needs - there is no difference to me.

Do I need to buy food for the week? Yes. Do I need that $600 limited edition Deadly Ponies Bag? Also yes.


I'm at a constant battle with myself with what I should be spending my money on. By the time my paycheck rolls around, I already have a list as long as my arm of the things I might be able to afford that week.

Am I the only one who feels like they have to sacrifice one thing to be able to afford the other?

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We all need to stop being so hard on ourselves.

Everyone is so busy worrying about their own insecurities, that yours probably hasn't even crossed their mind.

There are so many fitness options, diets, and bloggers out there these days that it is impossible to know where to start. And every one of them has conflicting rules and ideals about what to put in your body, and how often you should move it.

I'm at a loss here, are potatoes hot or not in the clean eating world these days? If they are then that means I'm headed in the right direction with my staple diet of fries, right?

Eat butter, it's trending. In fact, chuck it in your morning coffee because apparently it's key for a fast metabolism (that would be a no from me). Consume carbs but not after 2pm, do your squats, eat your vegetables blah blah blah.


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Blending, strobing, contouring, highlighting.

Where do we bloody begin and how on earth do we achieve the holy grail ‘Kylie Jenner pout game’ while also nailing the ‘brows on fleek ’saga. Who in god’s name comes up with these gimmicks anyway - there’s too many trends and I’M FREAKING OUT.

I say this like I’m a complete stranger to the odd Mac lippy, primer, or contour kit. I’m really not, but I’m no Shaaanxo either. It’s rare to catch me with no makeup on, and if you do, it’s because I’m either hungover, going to the gym, or deceased.

I haven’t been to makeup school, I don’t have an outrageous collection of the latest Bobbi Brown or Chanel products of the world, but I have taken somewhat of an interest in this classy face paint we like to call makeup.

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